whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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