Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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