dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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