the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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