Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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