We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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