we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Randomize
