I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
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