You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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