I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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