I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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