A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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