I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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