Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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