He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
