so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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