I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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