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(734): View more from Michigan

Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses

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(586): View more from Michigan

i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning

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(804): View more from Virginia

So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss

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So when are we having a sleepover?

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(513): View more from Ohio

corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing

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(308): View more from Nebraska

whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.

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