We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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