I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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