1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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