Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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