I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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