I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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