i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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