She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i drank out of a bidet.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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