is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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