You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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