i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
where are you?
Hypothermia
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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