I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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