her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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