Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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