it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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