I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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