Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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