Don't you send me to vm
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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