I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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