so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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