You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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