she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if only i could text you this smell
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
