Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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