You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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