that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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