Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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