4 words: hood of his car
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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