At least make sure they are 18
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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