No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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