Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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