Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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50% drunk capacity currently
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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