Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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