I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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