Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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