If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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